Motivation

Here are a couple pictures for Clyde. A little motivation for his tourney tomorrow. This is what you are looking for. Dad's weighed 6lbs even and mine barely beat his at 6 1/2lbs. (We are going to have to work on Dad's photography skills as you can see)

This flippin' cracked me up!

Tehehehehehe!

Fishing update for Rob

Had tons of fun fishing and we caught lots of fish, but they just weren't big enough. The weekend before the tourney I caught some big ones and those are the ones in the picture. We did have a couple of the big one that got away stories during the tourney that would have won us some money, but that's how it goes. If you ever want to check the standings for our club it is www.gflb.com. Next tourney is next weekend and it will be at a new lake this time.

And to Chase.....I am sorry to hear that your bowel problems are rearing their ugly "turtle head" if you will. Good luck with the juice man, and here is to all of us getting more fiber in our diets. Now I am off to the john myself for a little reading....no problems here.

I'm out.....

Captain Colon

Ok. I need to break the latest news to everyone...and yes, this is bigger than TomKat and their baby! Many of you know that Chase has been experiencing discomfort in his stomach region for the past 5 days. He thought he was better yesterday, so he came out to our house. Apparently this morning he was not better, so Amy sends him to CareNow. They give him some "magic juice" that he is to take once a day, and in my words(stay close to the toilet). I ask how long he is supposed to take it, and he says 2 weeks...2 weeks??? wow, now THAT is some kind of problem there!
Needless to say, the doc also tells him that he needs lots of fiber. He also bought some Citrucel(yes, the same as my grandmother)saying it was the only thing he knew of with fiber. So, he comes home and polishes off the spinach salad that I made for Amy for lunch Monday(and yes she has left it at home 2 days, but that's another blog), so here's hoping that Chase and his Colon Blow get along well over the next 2 weeks. If not, he'll get to make a special trip to the doc for "a cleansing" :) yippee! See you later Captain Colon!

Fishing for $$

So, how did it go? We need an update, oh mighty fisherman!

DO I LIKE JAZZ?

This was the question posed to me by 'the ruler' of this blog!
Now, I've been known to like a jazzy tune every once in a while. Norah Jones is very soothing. However, I believe the 'jazz' you are referring to is your subtle attempt to give me the bird. So, no Robby, I don't like 'jazz'.
Do you?!!

Happy Birthday To Meeeeee!

As a birfday present to myself.....I've taken control of the Blog. I'm the ruler now! I'm even wearing my crown that Amy brought me back from DisneyLand to prove what a ruler I am!
AHHHH.....revenge is sweet!!

WOW

I'm so impressed with Rob's display of power and manhood. Nothing screams "theMan" to me more than a deceptive plot to disrupt a perfectly harmoneous Blog.
Kudos Rob!
Three Cheers for you!
Your self-proclaimed leadership on this Blog is to be commended.

Removal

Thankfully Bucky has been removed thanks to the voting strategy of many(and I'm one of them). Next I think that Ace will be removed. Past that I don't care as long as Chris wins. So, another removal issue is the removal of administrator priveleges from the original two bloggers here. It seems that they like to change things after I have changed them, so good luck doing that now. :) Maybe if all are nice over the weekend you can return to normal security clearing. BTW, 2 others have been added into the admin role, I wonder if you will figure out who and what it means that you can do?? So, Happy Thursday, Good FridayEve, and Amber's Bday Eve. V Out!

Missing Persons Report

Billy and Tiffany Gomez...(in the voice of the Wicked Witch) and their little dog too!!!!

Where have they gone??? No blogs? No puppy pics? NO LOVE?

What say you..........

Idol Tonight!

I wanted to remind Amber that Idol is on tonight, and this is the time when you have 2 hours to vote. I also wanted to remind everyone about www.DialIdol.com where you can download a program and then use your computer modem to speed dial and vote more often. This will free you up to do whatever else you want to do. I'll be experimenting with it, then tomorrow I'll post on here who DialIdol says will be in the bottom 3 and who is going home and we will see if they are correct again this week! Good luck to Chris, and down with Bucky!

Thoughts of the Day

On certain days, I wish I could work from home in my pj's.

My favorite inventions are TIVO and Ipod.

Sweet Tea Rocks!

I am officially addicted to myspace, if you are not already my friend, you better send a request ASAP. Rob has now decided he is in a competition with Amber on who can have more friends. He is winning, Amber you better catch up!

I have to fly on a turbo prop plane next week, not so happy about that.

I like nice people, mean people suck.

My new favorite restaurant is Ruth's Chris Steakhouse. If you would like to get me gift cards for any occasion, feel free to do so.

I love my family! I have the cutest 3 1/2 year old in the world.

I hope the Weaver's move here soon.

I hope Chase accidentally sits on his new CHIPS glasses.

Would anyone else like to add random thoughts? It's fun, try it!

Amendment to the Statue of Liberty.....

"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses....LEAGALLY!"

THREE CHEERS FOR CITIZENSHIP!

Take care now, bye bye then!

Birthday is in 3 days!! Wahoo!

Teeth or No Teeth?

Well???? Whats the word on MMG? Did he make it thru the teeth pulling?? I've seen so many pictures I think he is part of the family now.

CHEESE!!! It's me!

I thought I better let everyone know I am still alive! Clyde has left me this weekend, again, for fishing and now it's turkey season.....it's neverending. He thinks he must be involved in every outdoor activity. Does this mean I get on his nerves or what? Let's see what I can tell you.....well.....I have to go to work tomorrow in Clinton, and then I have to go help Jen price her yard sale stuff, then I have to go set up for the yard sale. And the best yet is I am honored to get up at 6a.m. (urrrr...urrrr...urrrr....uuurrrr!!! that's the best way to spell a rooster crowing) and be the friendly cashier at this wonderful yardsale!!! The things you have to do for extra shopping money for VEGAS!!! Just one more month....we are in countdown mode!

Nothing exciting going on here....Oh...except for my sweet nephew Bryson!!! We had him cracked up after church last night. He had the best giggles!!!!! You know you guys can come up here and see us. I mean, Gaw, Amber and Nate come down there all the time it's someone elses turn. You would have a free place and possibly even free entertainment, haha!!!

Miss all of you and hope to see you soon!

My Mandisa!!!

I can barely think through the lump in my throat over Mandisa being kicked off American Idol last night! I almost didn't get out of bed this morning, until I thought WWMD (What Would Mandisa Do?)? I figured she would probably get up, and start sangin'....so I did just that. I did my best "Mandisa" in the shower, as a tribute. It probably wasn't a tribute that she wouldn've appreciated, but a tribute it was nonetheless! I will still wear my 'VOTE FOR MANDISA' shirt proudly!
I just love her! So she wears halter tops that aren't so flattering to a full-figured girl...So she had to sing a Shania Twain song that wasn't even close to her style...So she has plump feet that hurt in heels....She is still my American Idol! I HEART MANDISA! She loves Jesus, and Beth Moore....I mean come on people. I think Jesus himself may have sent a Heavenly text message to vote for her!
All is well though....God will bless. Its not like American Idol is the last stop in the music biz!!! Her hair looked killer though! And She was so gracious. Blessing everyone in Jesus' name. YOU GO GIRL!
I need a hug.....

Down with Mandisa!

I'm guessing that Amber is still in mourning which is the reason we haven't seen a post from her yet this morning. Did you forget to vote Tuesday Amber? I know that we didn't vote at all because I didn't watch until after the polls had closed. Maybe it was the loss of my 100+ votes that cost Mandisa her chance. I'm sure that she will make it somehow.

On another note, I am still in the process of applying for several Asst Principal positions. No real progress has been made in securing a job. However, I did finally receive my principal certificate from Arizona...Now I just have to send everything in to Texas and have them review my credentials to transfer it here. What FUN! :( Hopefully everyone else is doing well. Amy and Chase are in Houston this weekend, so Chase-isms are on hold until his return.

INTRUDER ALERT

Someone who is not somehow related to us has wondered into our abyss of nonsense! What a brave soul! Cheers to you Rascallion! Although I am having trouble deciphering the pronunciation of the name......now I'm down to Rascal-lion and Ra-scallion. Are you a lover of seafood, or mischievious in a felion kind of way? What a conundrum!
Nonetheless, Welcome! And thanks for helping us caption Chase's ridiculous sunglasses picture. He still thinks they're cool! Bless his heart!

Moving on.....

Medical Update: Trey has Pink Eye and an ear infection. And Amy is outraged to the point that she will be contacting her Congressman about the outrageous price for 3 mg's of prescription eye drops. I wonder what they used in the olden days for Pink eye?? Hmmm? Anyone know?

KING-RATS to Clyde for the big win in the fishin' tourney!!! FISH ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD!
My birthday is in 9 days - you can cut me a share of the winnings!

Classified Ads: NEED BABYSITTER FRIDAY NIGHT.....pays nothing, but the kid is cute - does have snotty nose! Contact Nathan or Amber!

Have a lovely Cinco de Abril!!

MANDISA LIVES!

More fishing news

I know you have all been waiting on the fishing update from our latest tourney, and the results are in......We finished 7th and won some more money.......Sweet. It is hard for the little lady to get on to me for fishing when I bring home money. I guess I better keep up the winning ways.

I got in too late on the make fun of Chase picture, but I hope we do another one really soon!!!

Kudos to all of you guys for doing all this good blogging. Keep em coming.

Bumpadabum!

I now declare Nate the official winner of the punchline contest! I'm still laughing because I can just picture Chase saying that. Even though he probably doesn't even know what CHIPS is. :) Details to come later about your prize. (If I don't forget) Maybe I can bring you back a prize from Houtson. I'm thinking a mini replica of an oil rig.

SHUSH!!! and Ode to Meme

People, People! Don't get your doggy-lovin' panties in a wad!
I'm not hatin' on the pooch, just trying to set some boundaries.......for the sake of my Adult ADD alone. I mean, it took me five tries to get through the whole doggy post. Throw me a frickin' bone here!

This is an equal opportunity Blog, for the most part. I didn't ban doggy pics. Lord have mercy!

Now, lets get back to being one big happy family......making fun of Chase! GAW!

CHEERS!

Oh, I'm gonna give a shout out to THE GREATEST MEME IN DA WORLD, now that I know our Blog is on her "Favorites" list! WAHOO!
I love you. You're beautiful! And you skip to your lou like no one I've ever seen!
Here's to you SKIPPER!

Back to the Grind

Well, we just got back yesterday afternoon from our extended vacation. It was nice to take a few days off work and head south to visit the in-laws and get some fishing done. Crappie were hiding somewhere but we found the hybrids. I also noticed Rob changed his name to TheMan. Seems he changed his name a litte soon considering he just now got his weight machine this past weekend. I guess after 6 weeks we will see if he can back up his name. Oh and Rob I'm still waiting on the Chasisms....I guess I could 'unanimously' pick my own b/c we've all heard them. --fatcrap out

CHIPS Anyone?

Whoever comes up with the best punchline for this picture wins an extra special prize!


"Do you think I can download the theme song to CHIPS on my slither?"

Give Me Your Tots!

Amy, don't be such an instagator, GAW!

Power Struggle

Um, Rob is Amber trying to take over your dictatorship of the blog? I wouldn't stand for it if I were you!

Birthday Countdown....and such

ONLY TEN DAYS TIL MY BIRFDAY!!!
Just a little reminder!

Moving on.....
As an administrator of this Blog I'm going to have to make a new rule....(eh hem) - Henceforth there will be a limit of how many doggy pictures can be posted. Right now, the limit stands firm at 2. Now, if any of the said pictures contain doggies dressed as humans, your blogging rights will be taken away and your computer will be destroyed immediately.
Consider yourselves warned!

Amendment 1 - you may show as many doggy pictures as you like, as long as the doggy is wearing it's hemmit. NO HEMMIT, NO PICTURES!

CHEERS!