I Hereby Proclaim This The Season Of Clyde!!!
HAAAAAPPY BIIIIIRRRFDAY TOOOOO CLYDE. HAAAAAPPY BIIIIIRFDAY TOOOOO CLYDE. HAAAAAPPY BIIIIIRFDAY TOOOOO CLYYYYYYDE. YOU ARE A SPECIAL GUYYYYYYYYY!
Today is Clyde's birthday. He's a million today! Don't forget to call and sing to him everyone. Clyde got an early birthday present last Saturday buy killing a 'big buck dear' -(his words, not mine). It was a MONSTER. Nice shootin', Clyde-O!!! I'm glad his lousy hunting days are behind him. This is why my text is green today! In honor of my camo-clad brother! CHEERS!
Let me tell you a little bit about Clyde Lee.....
He's a curious fellow, with an acute longing for the outdoors and all that it offers. His bestfriend is nature itself! Lucky Nature! He's a fisherman, a hunter-man, a builder-man, a skilled whittler. He also has bow-hunting skills, nun-chuck skills, computer hacking skills, etc. But most of all, he has impeccable oral hygiene (skills). One flash of that smile and all the animals of the woodlands swoon.
He is a devoted husband. He loves his Candance (cuz she CAN-DANCE). They have been married for thirteen years now (it was common-law a looooong time ago). And they are only 28. You do the math!!!
Although Mr. Clyde may sound awfully appealing - I mustn't neglect to point out the few 'character flaws' that he, unfortunately, does possess.....he is, litterally, slower than Christmas! (hmm, come to think of it that may not be a bad thing. When someone anticipates the arrival of Christmas they do it with joy and excitement. Likewise, we too wait for Clyde with great anxiety. I, henceforth, will dub this waiting period 'Clydemas')
carrying on..... he does this thing where he itches his nose, with the knuckle of his pointer finger, at such a rapid pace that it creates a 'clicking' noise that, if carried on long enough, can churn one's stomach.
Just one more flaw that comes to mind. (If a blog is considered 'legally binding' then I may be about to let some national secrets out that could incriminate me according to International Law.) Here goes.... Clyde has the power to release such powerful and odorously toxic gas, that he is under suspicion by the US Government for storing, in his person, Sadaam's Nuclear Weapons of Mass Destruction. Its just offensive. It promts one to tears and vommit and the effects can be perminate, if not fatal, if one doesn't bathe immediately after contact. The world should have pitty on this family! God have mercy!!!
That being said.....Clyde is a heck of a guy!!! Enough so that he's earned a blog in his honor!!!
So, again everyone, raise your glass (higher, Amy) to CLYDE....our brother, son, husband and friend!!! May 28 bring you more blessings than you can handle!!!
CHEERS!......clink,clink,clink,clink....
Today is Clyde's birthday. He's a million today! Don't forget to call and sing to him everyone. Clyde got an early birthday present last Saturday buy killing a 'big buck dear' -(his words, not mine). It was a MONSTER. Nice shootin', Clyde-O!!! I'm glad his lousy hunting days are behind him. This is why my text is green today! In honor of my camo-clad brother! CHEERS!
Let me tell you a little bit about Clyde Lee.....
He's a curious fellow, with an acute longing for the outdoors and all that it offers. His bestfriend is nature itself! Lucky Nature! He's a fisherman, a hunter-man, a builder-man, a skilled whittler. He also has bow-hunting skills, nun-chuck skills, computer hacking skills, etc. But most of all, he has impeccable oral hygiene (skills). One flash of that smile and all the animals of the woodlands swoon.
He is a devoted husband. He loves his Candance (cuz she CAN-DANCE). They have been married for thirteen years now (it was common-law a looooong time ago). And they are only 28. You do the math!!!
Although Mr. Clyde may sound awfully appealing - I mustn't neglect to point out the few 'character flaws' that he, unfortunately, does possess.....he is, litterally, slower than Christmas! (hmm, come to think of it that may not be a bad thing. When someone anticipates the arrival of Christmas they do it with joy and excitement. Likewise, we too wait for Clyde with great anxiety. I, henceforth, will dub this waiting period 'Clydemas')
carrying on..... he does this thing where he itches his nose, with the knuckle of his pointer finger, at such a rapid pace that it creates a 'clicking' noise that, if carried on long enough, can churn one's stomach.
Just one more flaw that comes to mind. (If a blog is considered 'legally binding' then I may be about to let some national secrets out that could incriminate me according to International Law.) Here goes.... Clyde has the power to release such powerful and odorously toxic gas, that he is under suspicion by the US Government for storing, in his person, Sadaam's Nuclear Weapons of Mass Destruction. Its just offensive. It promts one to tears and vommit and the effects can be perminate, if not fatal, if one doesn't bathe immediately after contact. The world should have pitty on this family! God have mercy!!!
That being said.....Clyde is a heck of a guy!!! Enough so that he's earned a blog in his honor!!!
So, again everyone, raise your glass (higher, Amy) to CLYDE....our brother, son, husband and friend!!! May 28 bring you more blessings than you can handle!!!
CHEERS!......clink,clink,clink,clink....
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