ChaserMan?

Where oh where is our Chaserman?? No phone calls, no instant messenger, I know he is not working that hard. Last I heard from him he was going Christmas shopping....I hope he didn't get beat up by some little old lady and her purse. He may be curled up in the fetal position under a clothes rack at Old Navy. Somebody check. Or wait maybe he has a girlfriend?!?!?!?!