Casualty in 'War on Christmas'

I thought Chaserman wasn't blogging because he was severly traumatized during a Christmas, or should I say HOLIDAY, shopping trip when an angry liberal physically attacked him for wishing him a 'MERRY CHRISTMAS'. I was told he was tied up with a strand of Christmas lights right there in the middle of the food court at the mall, and that stinkin lefty is still holding Chaserman captive, on display while chanting "Merry Christmas to NONE and to NONE a good night"!!- Poor Chase, he was just trying to get us some kick-A presents to commemorate the birth of our Lord. What's so wrong with that???