GWB

GEORGE W. BUSH HATES MIDGETS!! Okay, I just had to get that out of the way! I have just experienced a weekend of nothingness. Didn't plan it, just happened. I think its President Bush's fault for not sending me a memo of things I needed to do this weekend. I mean seriously, I had time enough to solve world hunger, rid Africa of AIDS and poverty, and manually suck up all the watery crap in New Orleans through a straw, disperse it throughout the Mississippi, and blow dry the city with the power of photosynthesis alone....But did anyone care to contact me??? Of course not. Probably because I'm a woman, who had a baby recently.....and George W. Bush doesn't like women who've just had babies. Oh dear! I've jumped on the bandwagon of blaming President Bush for everything that happens in the WHOLE WORLD. For the record: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!!!
On to more important things......Howie is now gone from BB6. All together.....ooooooohhhhhhh!!! That's right, no more hurricane Howie! Its just the girls left, and Janelle stands alone - but somehow managed to win HOH. Probably with a special call from a certain President of the United States. He is all-powerful, after all. We will watch tomorrow night to see who get nominated for eviction!! I'm so nervous.
The highlight of my reality tv season begins on September 27th (happy birthday, Amy) with AMAZING RACE: FAMILY EDITION!!!! Wahooo. I couldn't be more excited. Well, maybe if I was Bush's next Supreme Cout nominee..........hmmmmm?....I think I shall submit my resume! Better go practice my fancy words.....TOOTALOO!